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babyferaligator:

gastroclon:

babyferaligator:

what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?

pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Bigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.

NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT

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thegoddamazon:

logic-and-art:

thatpointlessidiot:

krudman:

I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”

NOPE. IT’S REAL.

AND IT GOT WORSE:

WHAT.

I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.

This means that you are not buying your games.  You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.

You will not own your game.  You will not own your console.  Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.”  Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system.  Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver.  Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.

All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.

This is unacceptable.  Buy any console but an XBox One.  Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.

Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.

Signal boost

It’s like they love shooting themselves in the dick.

(Source: voldey, via sometimesacupiscalleda)

Timestamp: 1371491969

thegoddamazon:

logic-and-art:

thatpointlessidiot:

krudman:

I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”

NOPE. IT’S REAL.

AND IT GOT WORSE:

WHAT.

I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.

This means that you are not buying your games.  You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.

You will not own your game.  You will not own your console.  Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.”  Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system.  Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver.  Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.

All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.

This is unacceptable.  Buy any console but an XBox One.  Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.

Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.

Signal boost

It’s like they love shooting themselves in the dick.

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Timestamp: 1371491277

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yasha-headsel:

Animal Crossing HYPE!

Papercraft template from cafetera.net!

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Timestamp: 1371489941

yasha-headsel:

Animal Crossing HYPE!

Papercraft template from cafetera.net!

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guezadilla:

image

Last night I got an anon saying I was grossly over confident and that i basically deserved to be alone. Quite frankly! That strikes a very deep cord with me. 

I’d say despite appearances I’ve lacked confidence in my life, for a good majority of it. It took me 22 years to realize I was genuinely an attractive person. People weren’t just saying that at me. People told me I was a lesbian in a denial when I said I was straight, because being a lesbian is an insult somehow (it’s not don’t fucking say that to anyone). I was told no one would love me, no one would like me, I’d never have a real boyfriend. That shit sucked. I was told to dress girly because how I dressed said I didn’t love myself. I’m not comfortable in girly clothes, I’ll try it once in a while and then I get just really uncomfortable.
I mean, my writing is awful, but it’s useless. I just wanted to vent out that fuck you if you think I’m overly confident. I’ve been told enough times in my life I suck. I’ve got 3 years of liking myself and my body under my belt, let’s not be assholes over this.

The moral is you do you and you rock you, because YOU LOOK FUCKING FANTASTIC.

(via half-mystory)

Timestamp: 1371489717

guezadilla:

image

Last night I got an anon saying I was grossly over confident and that i basically deserved to be alone. Quite frankly! That strikes a very deep cord with me. 

I’d say despite appearances I’ve lacked confidence in my life, for a good majority of it. It took me 22 years to realize I was genuinely an attractive person. People weren’t just saying that at me. People told me I was a lesbian in a denial when I said I was straight, because being a lesbian is an insult somehow (it’s not don’t fucking say that to anyone). I was told no one would love me, no one would like me, I’d never have a real boyfriend. That shit sucked. I was told to dress girly because how I dressed said I didn’t love myself. I’m not comfortable in girly clothes, I’ll try it once in a while and then I get just really uncomfortable.
I mean, my writing is awful, but it’s useless. I just wanted to vent out that fuck you if you think I’m overly confident. I’ve been told enough times in my life I suck. I’ve got 3 years of liking myself and my body under my belt, let’s not be assholes over this.

The moral is you do you and you rock you, because YOU LOOK FUCKING FANTASTIC.

(via half-mystory)